Levi Johnston's Palin Tell-All Book Gets A Cover

Way back in the summer of 2009, Levi Johnston -- the estranged paramour of Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol -- was said (by "Tank," his "bodyguard/publicist!") to be "shopping a book" of the tell-all variety, about his days and nights in the company of the Palin family. A Vanity Fair piece later that fall offered a taste of what might be on the way. But by the following summer, Levi was in he midst of a reconciliation attempt with Bristol, and he was walking back his previous bluster, telling People magazine, "Last year, after Bristol and I broke up, I was unhappy and a little angry. Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true."

Of course we all know how that played out: Bristol and Levi hit the skids again and soon, he was walking back the walk back: "The only thing I wish I wouldn't have done is put out that apology 'cause it kind of makes me sound like a liar."

Ha, kind of! But now, the plans for that tell-all book -- titled Deer In The Headlights: My Life In Sarah Palin's Crosshairs -- are back on. Just how seriously should we take it? I basically think the cover says it all:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/11/levi-johnston-book-sarah-palin_n_860723.html?ir=Books

I don’t know that Sarah would ever actually shoot Levi.  At least it wouldn’t be a kill-shot.  She would most likely aim for the knees, or shoulders, or maybe even his feet.  One thing is certain; she would make a sport out of it.  She would surely use a large caliber rifle with a shoulder strap. A scope would be a must-have, but she wouldn’t kill the guy.  Like a cat, she likes to play with her prey.  Could you imagine what a night at her dining table had to be like?   The meal would be made up of wild-game delicacies, the talk would consist of politics, (when Sarah wasn’t talking about herself of course) and the entertainment would be recorded episodes of Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly.  (The ones where Sarah had made guest appearances) I don’t know how you did it Levi.  I hope you have a good therapist.